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Check out the Call It A Comeback Cover of Call Me Maybe on Facebook!

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:51:42 -0400

Check out the Call It A Comeback Cover of Call Me Maybe on Facebook!:

my band

The Office

Tue, 22 May 2012 21:29:54 -0400

The one person that truly understands Michael knows how Toby Flenderson is, is Jim,

Tobys a nice guy, but sometimes he can be a bit much

My friend sean is single hit him up to get his D sucked!

Mon, 21 May 2012 09:44:14 -0400

My friend sean is single hit him up to get his D sucked!

Whats up ballas’ i saw this comment by Absolutepunk.com on...

Tue, 15 May 2012 06:53:51 -0400

Whats up ballas’ i saw this comment by Absolutepunk.com on Altpress.com, the article was Frankie Palmeri (Lead Singer of Emmure) talking about “Offensive Band Merch” Not sure why Absolute Punk felt the need to mention their utter and MORBID hatred of Emmure, but i think there ok

Also i don’t want to waste time editing peoples names out it’s all public info cause...

Mon, 14 May 2012 12:30:40 -0400

Also i don’t want to waste time editing peoples names out it’s all public info cause it’s Facebook Homo

whats up everyone, first post of the day, so i said this on...

Mon, 14 May 2012 12:27:46 -0400

whats up everyone, first post of the day, so i said this on Facebook a while ago, I think i saw something online and then i watched some lisa lampinalli and so i was thinking that and this girl Veronica, who i know is a huge slut like i know she got some kind of STD and she hooks up with a lot of dudes in local hardcore bands, i actually hung out with her for like a day when i was 15 with mt fiend Aaron and sofia and she wanted to hook up and we even went to her house but i didn’t cause i had a feeling she had one of those vag’s with the Teeth in them. and then the other person renee who i will admit what i said was pretty crazy ha, she is my friends neighbor and she’s like in her 40’s and i had no idea it was her when i said it.

This ones from a while ago i use to play in this band...

Sun, 13 May 2012 19:08:04 -0400

This ones from a while ago i use to play in this band called !LookOutBelow! and i posted our song “Signorelli” about this girl named Noel on facebook and “Limit DMT” A.K.A. Lotus Night Club in Albuquerque talks shit about any other music besides EDM

about a year ago i had this girlfriend Ana (She turned out to be...

Sun, 13 May 2012 17:33:00 -0400

about a year ago i had this girlfriend Ana (She turned out to be kinda slutty and a possible future alcohol) anyways she started taking like everything i said on facebook really seriously like just normal things she would get mad at and it got to the point to where i would never message anyone or reply just so i didn’t have to deal with more shit, eventuallyy i got fed up with her shit and i said “Enough! is enough! women!” and then she broke up with me cause i said shit like this on facebook. I said a lot of other stuff but these were the ones i captured and I totally dis! del norte high school ha

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Sun, 13 May 2012 16:23:00 -0400

This is more of a continuation of the PM team owners shit and i...

Sun, 13 May 2012 15:44:27 -0400

This is more of a continuation of the PM team owners shit and i wasn’t going to update on it anymore but then my ex’s “Amber” Boyfriend Eric said something and i couldn’t resist but to show you guys ha. he claims i’ve been like hitting on her or some shit for like the past two years, LIES! ha i haven’t talked to my most recent Ex in over a year and i haven’t talked to her since then and my girlfriend a year ago told me she didn’t want me talking to her anyways so he’s obviously a little mental, and i was with Amber when i was 14 i think he just cant get over the fact that i did his fiance ha.

SUBMIT

Sun, 13 May 2012 15:34:24 -0400

Send in Facebook, Twitter, ECT. convos or post that are funny or innapropriate but most Importantly i want you guys to fuck with people that take facebook too seriously, and don’t take any of it serious yourselves. mikeluv182@gmail.com

PHOTO UPDATE 1:12pm: Ok So my name is Michael. I HATE when...

Sun, 13 May 2012 14:54:00 -0400

PHOTO UPDATE 1:12pm: Ok So my name is Michael. I HATE when people take facebook so seriously, and so people need to chill the fuck out and snap one off, so i make fun of them for it ha here’s one that just happened i’ll post some old ones and i’ll keep the new ones coming

i guess like the “PMteam” are just a bunch of chicks who promote raves i’ve seen pictures of their shit and it looks like they just walk around in gogo outfits and dance with dudes, so basically their gogo dancers you actually dance with i think and they do a bunch of promoting before an event. The girl who took my V-card is in it also ha, she’ll say i barly did her, cause i did cause i had no idea what the fuck i was doing. she use to show me and my friends her tits all the time, it was Awesome! ha